Its been A while since Ive revealed my latest and greatest Pick-up lines…ohhhh and did I have some great ones I used at the fair! Did i have a fair romance?…well that’s besides the point!
“Step right up…I,ll Guess your bra size?”
“Excuse me, Miss..Would you like to ride the rollercoaster with me?
“Hi. Would you like to try the “Whack-a-Mole”?
“Wow! Did you grow those yourself?”
“Wanna hold my corn dog?”
.”Hello ladies, I have a shirt that was made just for you…its back at my place”
“Wanna see my tan lines?”
C’mon over and get your fresh pretzels, maybe we can get tangled up.. together like this.”
“Hi, there, honey. I’m headed for the swine barn! Want to look at everything that you’re not?”