I haven't seen a doctor since leaving the Army (yeah, that long ago). Maybe it was too many "turn and cough" interactions. But now I HAVE to see a doctor. And I'm not happy about it. The reason I have to see a doctor is so weird!

I got married this summer and my wife Kelly is a foster mom. In order for me to become a foster dad, I have to fill out a ton of paperwork. One of the papers is about my personal health! They want a doctor to give me a physical and sign off on my health!

Can't they just take a look at me? Do you know a finer specimen?

Just kidding, but I honestly think it's really weird.

I seriously haven't seen a doctor in years. I never get sick! I think it's all the stuff they shot me full of in Korea back in my Army days.

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