10 Jokes So Bad They're Actually Good

Let's all be honest, some songs, movies, paintings and even jokes are so bad they're good. Here are 10 "cult classic" jokes you won't be able to hate:

What does an astronaut put on his toast?
Space Jam!
Why did the bridge go to the hospital?
It was run over by cars.
Patient: Doc, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Well, pull yourself together.
Patient: Doc, I feel like a needle
Doctor: Hmmm... I see your point.
Patient: Doc, everyone says I'm weird because I like sausages.
Doctor: Don't worry, that's not weird. I, too, love sausagues.
Patient: Really, Want to see my collection?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
ffsshhhh...
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean Beef
What about a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
(and a cow with only two legs? YOUR MOM!)
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyouthinkhesaurus?
I entered a pun contest. I entered ten figuring at least one would win...
...but no pun in ten did.
I know someone who talks like an owl.
Who?

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10 Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Good