A Nine-Year-Old is Suspended from School for Doing a Crotch Grab During a Michael Jackson Lip Sync

Well this isn't overreaction: Last week, at a school lip sync contest in Minnesota, a nine-year-old kid performed "Billie Jean". And he mimicked Michael Jackson's signature dance moves...including the crotch grab. So the school immediately suspended him indefinitley for gross misconduct.

If this was your kid, how would you react?