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Apple Cup Smack – Trot Out Your Best Cougar and Husky Jokes
Apple Cup is today at 5 p.m. on FOX.
Cougs say, "It's Our Falkin' Year"!
But Washington State has not beaten Washington in the last 4 tries and hasn't won at Husky Stadium in a decade. But a lot is riding on this Apple Cup besides just bragging rights.
A Cougar win sends Wazzu to the Pac-12 Conference title game, Huskies would love nothing better than to play spoiler, because a Washington win sends Stanford to represent the Pac-12 North in the title tilt. And then, of course, there's this:
For Husky fans, you'll always have this from a legendary Washington coach:
"I've always felt that being a Cougar prepares you for life. You learn not to expect too much."
--UW Coach Don James
Q; How do you neuter a Cougar?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw!
For Cougar faithful, a couple of gems:
Do you know why Chris Petersen's teeth are off-white with a hint of brown?
Too many cream puffs.
Q: Why are they changing the playing field at Husky Stadium to cardboard?
A: Because Washington always looks better on paper.
Washington State is 9-2 and ranked #14, Washington is 9-2 and ranked #15, yet Las Vegas is making Washington an almost double digit favorite at home.
Enjoy the game!
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