Alexandra Capotorto

Oh yeaaaa! We forgot Christina Aguilera was dating that guy Matt Rutler. The girl has been so busy posting sneak peeks of her new album and video and promoting the upcoming season of ‘The Voice,’ that we didn’t even realize she was still dating her boytoy.

Fancy a mint, Britney Spears? From what we’ve heard, our girl Britney suffers from such bad breath, that a source close to the star says it “absolutely reeks.” Not. Even. Nice!

Simon Cowell can add “hero” to his long, long list of achievements: The former ‘American Idol‘ and current ‘X Factor‘ judge came to the rescue of nine people who were trapped on a sinking boat in France!

It was a good day for us in the Twitter universe today (Aug. 24). First, Spencer Pratt of MTV’s ‘The Hills’ followed us on the social media site (we’re dumbfounded and excited at the same time), but even better than that? We found out comedian/TV host/author/etc. Joan Rivers got into it with Rihanna on Twitter. Day = made.

It appears as though other pop stars enjoy Katy Perry‘s latest hit ‘Wide Awake’ as much as we do! The first-ever ‘American Idol‘ winner Kelly Clarkson recently performed the song while on tour. Clarkson is known to have her fans request songs she should perform, and Katy Perry’s tune must have been on top of that list.

Throughout the night, 2012 Teen Choice Awards hosts Demi Lovato and Kevin McHale (that dude that plays Artie on ‘Glee‘) teased the audience, mentioning that viewers were asked to submit videos of them singing along to Carly Rae Jepsen‘s hit song ‘Call Me Maybe.’

So first Adele shocks the world by announcing she’s pregnant, and on the same day Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced they were divorcing no less. Rude. Then there’s the rumor that not only is she pregnant, but that she’s seven months pregnant and is due to give birth before summer even ends. And now it’s being reported that she has already spent $50,000 on the baby’s nursery!

Queen Britney Spears took to her Twitter recently to share with the world a little slice of her vacation in Hawaii with her boys Jaden and Preston, and uh, we’re kind of jealous.

Sometimes we wonder what it’d be like if we were famous – -mind you, in our warped minds, we’re total A-listers — and if we’d share personal photos of our kids on Twitter. But Jessica Simpson just shared an adorable picture of her baby girl Maxwell Drew and that seals the deal for us; we’d totally post pictures of our kids solely because we’d hope someone, somewhere, would be writing an article mu

Oh boy. We understand what it’s like to be a fan of a celebrity — heck, we’d walk from New York to California if it meant getting to meet Britney Spears or Adam Levine, but this is a little excessive. There’s a man out there who voluntarily got 15 Miley Cyrus-related tattoos in order to prove he’s her biggest fan. Oh, and the dude’s gotta be in his 30s… easily!

Carly Rae Jepsen is the gift that just keeps on givin’, guys — the girl cleaned house tonight at the 2012 MuchMusic Video Awards! The Canada native took home the award for Video of the Year for ‘Call Me Maybe,’ and it was one of the night’s biggest awards.

Following in the footsteps of President Barack Obama and the Miss USA contestants, the handsome, chiseled, and most importantly, shirtless men of Abercrombie & Fitch released a video lip syncing to Carly Rae Jepsen’s ‘Call Me Maybe.’ This song obviously doesn’t plan on going away anytime soon; it just hit No. 1, and A&F added it to their official soundtrack.