The entire 'Full House' reunion commercial for Dannon Oikos greek yogurt, set to air during the 2014 Super Bowl, has leaked -- and it's nothing like the teaser that landed ahead of the much-anticipated commercial.

John Stamos, aka Uncle Jesse, quotes Britney Spears in the middle of some serious sexual innuendo -- yeah, they went there -- and he ends up without his pants. But again, it's not what you think. No spoilers! Just watch it. It'll change how you view yogurt.

And no, the Olsen Twins don't appear. But Danny Tanner, aka Bob Saget, and Uncle Joey, played by Dave Coulier, do.

However, since the spot is the same length as the teaser and it's not linear or chronological, can we expect something else or perhaps something expanded? You never, ever know.

Don't even get us started on why Uncle Jesse is hanging and eating yogurt with a woman who isn't Lori Loughlin's Rebecca, either. Dannon, see what you've done to us?!

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