As you will see in the Pasco Police Facebook post below, running from the police on a bicycle probably isn't the best way to escape.


Also not recommended for running from the cops:

Hover Boards

Razors

Roller Blades

Walmart Electric Carts

Light Up Roller Tennis Shoes (remember those?)

Skate Boards

Unicycles

LIFE IS LIKE A TEN-SPEED BICYCLE - most of us have just never tried to use one to run from the police. Everyone knows...

Posted by Pasco Police on Wednesday, September 16, 2020