I Can’t Wait for March Madness — The Sporting Event I Love to Hate!

I love March Madness. I'm totally addicted to it and can't wait to get my brackets filled out. The problem comes when I fill my brackets out. Everybody's got their methods. Apparently one of the most popular is deciding which mascot would win against the other mascot. I'm straight forward: I choose based on ranking... and I never win. Then I get all pissed off. "If you're a No. 1 seeded team, you should play like one!"