Obviously wanting to help with home schooling, Pasco Police have posted yet another excellent example of creative writing! This time it's a warning to would-be street racers that these unusually bare streets and roads are not intended to be your drag strip. (BTW no Mustang ever beat my 2001 Ram Air Trans Am, but I was young and stupid then. Today I am somewhat wiser and less stupider.)

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