Pasco Police Send Hilarious Open Letter to All Street Racers

Obviously wanting to help with home schooling, Pasco Police have posted yet another excellent example of creative writing! This time it's a warning to would-be street racers that these unusually bare streets and roads are not intended to be your drag strip. (BTW no Mustang ever beat my 2001 Ram Air Trans Am, but I was young and stupid then. Today I am somewhat wiser and less stupider.)