I love reading the Pasco Police Facebook page because you never know what you'll see. If you're a fan, you know about "Missed Connections".

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The latest involves a blonde woman almost caught in the act of shoplifting at Walmart on Road 68. It happened Tuesday at about 7:30 pm.

The thief not only got away with $1,200 of merchandise, but she also ran over a security officer's foot in her get away. And, she ditched her date in the process. Clearly, this woman has no sense. She was determined to get away with the goods, no matter what. She took off in a red van, leaving her dude in the parking lot.

Take a close look at the woman in the photos. If you have any information, please call the Pasco Police at 509-628-0333.

As the officer Jasen McClintock states in the Facebook post, he feels they belong together. If you can identify 5-finger shopper, let's help her not make any more missed connections with Pasco Police. I think there may be a cell waiting for her arrival.

Read more below and get a chuckle with Officer McClintock's humorous account of the situation.

I hope the security officer is ok, and I hope this thief is caught soon. She needs to face the music.

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