This is pretty stupid, but it will give you a giggle on a Monday. Someone took the famous fight scene between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris in "Return of the Dragon" and replaced the sound effects with sneezes, burps and other bodily functions...
Chuck Norris is many things: a kickboxer, a martial arts master, a conservative pundit, an author, a beard wrangler, a face puncher, a small town sheriff and (above all else) a lover.