The Worlds Best Valentines Pick-up Lines
Disclaimer: These pick-up lines have powerful results, Use with caution! with great pick-up line power comes great responsibility!
I have Skittles in my mouth. I invite you to taste the rainbow.
If you were a phaser you would be set to stunning.
Smile if you want my phone number. Frown if you just want to pinch my butt for your own amusement.
Stay off the grass, you hottie, the sprinklers might go off!
Do you have a minute to spare? I would like to hit on you and attempt to pick you up. Okay ready? Here it goes…
I’m like Little Caesar’s pizza—hot and ready.
I say we make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Do you work at a coffeehouse? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.