I've heard it all now...no pun intended. Aparecido Castaldo is going to marry his pet goat. The 74 year-old Brazilian has promised not to consummate the marriage. Ohhh thank goodness for that!

Here is what he had to say about the upcoming nuptials He says 'Carmelita' ate her first wedding dress. ''She doesn’t speak and doesn’t want money. Whenever someone says I am doing something wrong I reply the goat does not speak, ask for money to go shopping and doesn’t get pregnant – and she can’t talk.''

All I can say is WOW!