Eating Chocolate Makes You Skinny

This has to fall under the "Life Changing Studies" category. A new study found that eating chocolate makes you skinny.

People who ate a moderate portion of chocolate five times a week had a lower body mass index than people who had chocolate less frequently. The scientists say eating chocolate has a psychological effect that helps you keep a diet and provides antioxidants that help you slim down.

So go ahead, pull into the nearest 7-Eleven and buy the king size Snickers bar you've been denying yourself for years!