Hans Strudel has been on my television for over a year now promoting Pillsbury's toaster strudel. If you haven't seen the ads, he invades people's homes (sometimes kicking down the door) to brighten their morning with toaster strudel! Not my door, Pillsbury, not my door.

I think he's creepy! Maybe because he's German. I don't want a German invasion of any kind -- even to brighten up my breakfast.