This is a true story because you just can't make this up...an entire herd of cows (2) Jersey Cows and (13) Angus Cows escaped their pasture in Rural Benton County Yesterday.....

Here's the actual report from the Benton County Sheriff Department:

Ivan Sanchez called at about 1030 letting us know that his cows had broken down the fence and have disappeared. Ivan is requesting a call from anyone that has seen the cows. The cows are described as two Jerseys cows and 13 Angus cows. They are tagged and were last seen in the Badger and Canyon View PR SE area. Please call 628-0333 or Ivan directly at 509-836-9030.

and just for fun enjoy this hockey hilarious song..."Cows With Guns"